- Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
- Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
- Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
- Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
I’m a sucker for the cheesey name necklaces but this is legitimately nice IMO.
They run from $195 to $295 depending on which material you opt for.
Whether you choose your own signature, your love’s or your favorite celebrity, i think this is so sweet and personal. When you order you…